You asked for it

The most upvoted feature request in our history was "blame my developer." We took creative liberties.

• Alert routing rules — send alerts to specific people based on which monitor triggers
• Escalation policies — if no acknowledgment in 15 mins, alert the next person in the chain
• Incident timeline export — beautiful PDF for post-mortems (spin optional)
• Uptime badges — embed your uptime on your own status page and feel smug