What changed

You know that bug where alerts arrived 4 hours late? We fixed it. Yes, the one everyone has been complaining about since 2022. It is fixed now. We are sorry it took this long. We are also sorry we kept saying "it's on the roadmap."

Also fixed

• SSL expiry warnings now arrive 30 days before expiry, not 30 seconds
• Status page now accurately reflects actual system status (novel concept)
• Dashboard no longer shows uptime for deleted projects

No changelog entries were harmed in the making of this release. Several engineers were.